Sass- Much Too Much (1982)

Too much sass will lose you friends and get you slapped in the face.
On the contrary, just the right amount of sass will get you anywhere, baby.
It's true, you know.
I'm pretty sure that 84% of my lifetime successes have been due to sass, with the remaining 16% attributed to dispensing free medical advice, always having pot, and the fact that I can bake a cake that would make even the iciest of hearts melt into a pool on the ground.