Monday, April 23, 2012

Unlimited Touch- Searching (1981)

The other night, I watched a documentary of a biologist, searching for an up-close encounter with nature, that lived, for twelve months, with his biologist wife in a tent in the middle of this giant nature preserve in Idaho.  Although I'm sure this was a good year for spotting wolves, it would be a fucking terrible year for absolutely everything else in your whole life.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Ellie Hope- Lucky (1983)

There must be some sort of disconnect in the world regarding the meaning of "hard work". I can tell you, from personal experience, that hard work tends to amount to tense shoulders, semi-regular mini-mental breakdowns, and, typically, even more work.
Imagine my confusion when I hear a celebrity tell James Lipton that they attribute their success to "hard work", after spending the day getting their makeup done, and eating food that is prepared for them, and being paid millions and millions of dollars to put on their "pretty face" for the cameras.
Hard work? Naw, bitch. You've got it twisted...
What you got was lucky.

Friday, April 6, 2012

Cameo- Back & Forth (1987)

Tonight I ate some deep fried pickles, and I'm really quite back and forth on them...Although they are deep fried mother fucking pickles, the top of my mouth is now torn to painful shreds.