Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Sylvia Striplin- You Can't Turn Me Away (1980)

I don't drink like I used to, but I do recall that it is a very humbling experience to be cut off at the bar. When you (the person that doesn't mind paying $8.00 for a cocktail), offers the bartender (the person that is hired to take your money and get you drunk) a bunch of money to get you drunk, and they turn you away?
Boy, it's time to go home.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

High Fashion- Feelin' Lucky Lately (1982)

I know my doctor told me to stay away from fried foods, but I'm feelin' lucky lately, like the skin of a million KFC thighs could not make my not-so-awesome cholesterol score any worse. Either that, or I'm in major, major, major denial.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Kwick- You're The Kind Of Girl That I Like (1981)

If I was into chicks, my perfect ladyfriend would be independent, strong-willed, and intelligent, with an extremely sizable posterior.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Purple Gang- Say It (1987)

If Prince started a street gang, initiation would be painful, glittery, and unbearably funky.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Wish- Nice and Soft (1981)

One of the finer pleasures in life, if I were to be really honest here, is to take my clean laundry, all nice and soft and warm from the dryer, and pile it into some form of nest and lay in it like a giant, weird, depressed bird.
FYI: fabric softener is optional, but adds greatly to the experience.