Saturday, May 24, 2014

Bronner Brothers- Fantasy (1986)

Bubba Sparxx told Buzzfeed he disappeared off the face of the earth because he got addicted to opium, and lived most of his life in a drug-induced fantasy world, and here I was this whole time thinking that it was because it stopped being 2001.

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Cameo- She's Strange (1984)

The other day, I attempted to flirt with a handsome gentleman by way of scented candle. I guess I should have considered my approach as some sort of foreshadowing, because if you come on to someone in a strange way, you're setting the tone for the entire encounter (which was, by the way, super, super fucking weird).

Sunday, May 11, 2014

The Jets- You Got It All (1985)

If someone asked me to name my favorite song by The Jets, I would probably say this one, but first of all, why the fuck are you making me choose, you sadistic bastard? Secondly, the only actual acceptable answer to that question is "all of them".

Saturday, May 3, 2014

Chaka Khan - I Know You, I Live You (1981)

Owning an electric toothbrush makes me feel as if I live in a magical world where dentists aren't a 'thing' at all.