Sunday, August 25, 2013

Jean Carne - Was That All There Was (1979)

I can distinctly remember sitting on the end of the bed after my first sexual encounter, thinking to myself "Was that all that was"?
I kept thinking there might be a second, better, part or something, but no dice. That's it, kid. Get used to it.

Saturday, August 17, 2013

Earth, Wind & Fire- Fantasy (1978)

In some people's lives, they are millionaires or famous, but I don't like to ask for much from the universe... My fantasies mainly involve getting myself to a point in life where I no longer have to roll nickels, dust my own records, or steal pens from the bank.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Paradise- Back Together (1983)

You can watch as many as those sappy 'dad and son eating Oreos together in a heartwarming way' commercials, the ultimate truth about how to eat Oreos starts in the selection at the grocery store. You don't want a flimsy cookie that falls apart in milk. That's right, Double Stuf ONLY. Then, you take two Double Stuf Oreos, throw away the top cookie (or eat them, I don't care), and put them back together into a Quadruple Stuf Oreo, and that, loving TV dad and son, is how you eat a god damned sandwich cookie.

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

The Meadows- My Love Was Sleeping (1981)

I wish I could find a staying-on-a-rollercoaster contest somewhere, because I would be sleeping on a pile of fucking money right now.