Linda Lewis- Class Style (I've Got It) (1984)

Pure class is really not too hard to achieve with the following few rules:

*It's okay to stumble around when you're drunk, so long as your actual ass doesn't ever hit the ground.
*Amaretto Sours are a fine way to start off an evening.
*Hey. Antiperspirant may cause cancer, but it avoids the unfortunate inevitability of people trying to guess the shape of your sweat-stains.
*Ladies. Even when in a dark room, go look in the mirror ever hour, on the hour. Your boobs are probably out of place. Also, if it took you less than an hour to get ready to go out in the evening, then get your ass back in the bathroom, set the timer, and get back to work.
*Gents. Keep your dick in your pants out in public. Can't believe I even have to mention this one, but here we are.
*Gentle ribbing is a natural part of conversation, but it is important to test the waters with a 'yo momma' joke before making jokes about rape or child abuse. Listening for the silent pause is key- a silent pause means that you have to follow with jokes about Obama instead, because these guys are fucking squares.
*If you wear a distinct shade of lipstick, and that color of lipstick just happens to end up on the skin or clothing of someone else, then you guys may as well just go fuck in the bathroom, because it's the same thing.
*Ch-chiggety check yourself. The more the better.