Cheryl Lynn- Shake It Up (1981)

It's no wonder that non-Western culture shakes their collective heads at us sometimes. While some of these countries are just trying to keep their population from dropping dead in the streets from starvation, we're over here encouraging our children to take an evening, put on a $40 plastic smock and mask, and go utter loaded threats at the neighbors to give them free candy or risk getting an entire carton of eggs whipped at their front door.

Kashif- Stone Love (1983)

You know what they say: he who cast the first stone, is actually a total dick.

Radiance- All Night (1985)

I don't pull all-nighters like I used to. In fact, when I even attempt to stay out past 4AM, I end up in a sad, old pile of disappointment, menthols with two drags out of them, early morning Mcmuffin wrappers, and tiny bits of regret over lost sleep and all the very explicit dreams I would've, could've had.

Patrice Rushen- I Was Tired Of Being Alone (1982)

Living alone is super great, but there's unfortunately there to stop you from thinking that clothes aren't a necessary part of browning ground beef.