Take Three- Tonite (All Right) (1983)

True, being in a new relationship turns you into a dazed, sexed-out weirdo for a bit, but the constant lovin' every night gives you a flush of your cheeks and pout on your lips that ultimately saves you big coin on cosmetics.

Side On- Magic (1982)

I always knew, even when I was very small, that the magician at the birthday party that was pulling a long line of scarves out of a hat was probably using the same scarves to clean some pretty unsavory messes, so I always steered clear.

Atlantic Starr- Circles (1982)

I bit the inside of my cheek the other day, and now that it has swelled up, I can't help but continue to bite my cheek. All day, every day. It's a vicious circle that truly sets in stone that Mother Nature is a real bee-otch.

Terry Mackson- Call The Police (1983)

If someone uses the term 'YOLO' totally unironically, then you should probably call the police on them, but if they are the type of person that just wouldn't know any better (ie- someone from a non-English speaking country, someone with a severe head injury, ect.), then a good, solid kick to the crotch should suffice on the first offense. The second offense, police.