Empulse- Secret Love (1982)

This afternoon, I used the word 'seapunk' casually, and I was secretly pretty bummed on myself for the rest of the day.

Mona Rae- Do Me (Tee Scott Mix) (1981)

Ladies. DO ME A FAVOR. Before you decide that you can 'twerk' out in public, try it out in the mirror, be constructively critical of attempt, and ask yourself if you are honestly far too Caucasian to be out popping your ass all over town in the first place. If you're all clear, then please, twerk your little heart out.

Glass Pyramid- Better By The Minute (1984)

There are very few things in this world that get better by the minute, but one such instance is when you're watching two Russian guys getting steadily more annoyed with each other on the train platform.

Light Of The World- London Town (Britfunk Soul Remix)(1980)

We Canuks like to talk a big game about "getting' hoosed", like it's Canada's national pastime or something, but the first time you step foot into a dingy London pub for a greasy breakfast, and the guy beside you orders his fifth daily breakfast pint without anyone batting an eye, you realize that you're a long way from home, maple leaf boy.