Invisible Man's Band- All Night Thing (1979)

I often wonder, as I walk past a group of middle-aged women bending and straining and sweating in an outdoor fitness class in the park, if they realize that others can see actually see them. It's as if the loud guy running the group gave them all Gatorade mixed with Sprite (otherwise known as "Gatorite") and told them it would make them invisible to the public eye, so it's "totally cool" to wear spandex and get yelled at in a school field for a nominal fee, just in case you might lose a few pounds along the way.
I hate to break it to you, ladies, but you can never, ever trust a screaming guy in camo pants.

Tracy Weber- Sure Shot (Larry Levan Remix) (1981)

If there is one sure shot in the entire world, is is most certainly the remix catalogue of Mr. Larry Levan. In fact, the closest I will ever get to believing in a god is the unwavering belief I have in anything his golden fingers ever touched (except for, perhaps, the giant mountains of PCP, heroin, and sparkly twink assholes).

Maze ft Frankie Beverly - Before I Let Go (1980)

I often think that a good, wholesome summer activity would be to drive outside of the city and try to make my way through one of those corn mazes that they set up by the highway. I also know myself well enough to know that I would get frustrated with the whole thing about ten minutes in, and would end up throwing in the towel and just eating my way out.

The Jets- Rocket 2 U (1988)

Rocket 2 U was easily one of my favorite songs as a kid, because I was pretty into space and rockets and stuff in elementary school... I would later come to realize the song could be roughly translated to something along the lines of "Don't expect me to ever fix your shit, but I'll fuck you sore whenever you want".