First Love- Give Me Your Love (1985)

Nature plays a cruel, cruel trick on us by making those first few attempts at love the most intense, hopeful, breathless versions that you will feel in your entire life, but coinciding them with braces, bad skin, puberty, and your "colored denim overalls" phase.

Geraldine Hunt- Can't Fake The Feeling (1980)

People say you should "fake it until you make it", but I think a better idea would be to "fake being sick, and go home and drink hot chocolate and read a magazine" instead.

Midnight Star- Midas Touch (1986)

I don't know, man. Having the "Midas Touch" would be a double-edged sword. On one hand, everything you touch turns to gold. On the other hand, say goodbye to your genitals.

Teena Marie- Must Be Magic (1981)

I took notes health class. I work in the medical profession. I am a woman of common sense.
I'll tell you, though: when somebody does that "detachable thumb" trick, I never like to discount the fact that the person might be magic and/or involved in some sorts of suburban witchcraft offshoot. Up until now, I have been 100% incorrect, but it still feels like a worthy suspicion.