The Fantastic Aleems ft Leery Burgess- Get Down Friday Night (1982) & Oliver Cheatham- Get Down Saturday Night (1983)

I would have to believe that Oliver Cheatham's writing process for this particular track was very similar to the time that I got some really good weed, and thought I had composed the world's most fantastic song all by myself, until I realized I had just penned 'Funkytown', save for two or three spare notes, and mildly different words.

Change ft. Luther Vandross- Glow of Love (1980)

The radiance one exudes when newly in love can be attributed, mainly, to a combination of hopefulness, hormones, movie theater popcorn, and silicone-based lubricant.

James Ingram & Michael McDonald- Yah Mo B There (1983)

I don't know why, but I'm having the strangest deja vu that Michael McDonald and/or James Ingram have tried to trick me into Christianity in the past. I don't remember if they were going door-to-door, or handing out free Jesus fish bumper stickers at the mall, or just praised the Lord's name in an interview, but I know they've tried to get sneaky with me at some point...
Nice try, guys. I like my Sundays open, and plenty of filthy language and low-cut blouses.

Morris Day- Color Of Success (1985)

People often say that the color of success is green, but I think the true color of success is gold. Studded with sapphires. In the shape of a panther. On a large chain. Around my neck.