GQ- I Love (The Skin You're In) (1981)

Don't worry so much about your face, ladies. In all reality, the only men that care about the condition of a lady's skin are catty homosexuals and that Silence of The Lambs dude with the well in his basement.

Stephanie Mills- You're Puttin' A Rush On Me (1987)

Sometimes, just for fun, I'll put a package on rush pickup at work, because I'm convinced the only thing that differentiates it from a regular pickup is the speed in which the courier runs from his van into the building.

Fat Larry's Band- Changes (1983)

Fat Larry was pretty cool with his nickname out in the public eye, but among friends, he preferred to be called "Glandular Problem Larry".

Pleasure- Give It Up (1982)

The older I get, the more I see dudes hanging on to the very last bit of their youthful head of hair. These guys use creative configuring to try to hide the fact that they, too, are part of the natural aging process. When a guy whips off his sweaty toque in the middle of summer and finger-combs his stringy, thinning strands into some sort of hair-hat on top of his head, it's like, give it up, dude... Time to rock the Costanza.

The Cool Notes - In Your Car (1985)

Not only is this song about people having sex in a car, I'm pretty sure that this video is the exact replica of the first (and only) time I ever did whippits.