Gap Band- Big Fun (1986)

Regular-sized fun involves good friends and dancing and joy and laughter. BIG fun usually involves people that you shouldn't be friends with, will probably get a little scary at some points, and might land you a night in the slammer. Be aware of the difference, or risk spending the rest of your night pinned under an obese cellmate with a lot of crafty ideas about what else 'big fun' may involve.

Sister Sledge- You Fooled Around (1980)

In my single days, there was never a chance of me falling in love with someone I had fooled around with, because I was too busy in a paranoid-fueled rage of drugstore pregnancy tests and getting blood drawn at the free clinic, as well as plenty of shame and regret... Fool, indeed.

A Taste of Honey- Rescue Me (1986)

I don't think that getting shipwrecked on an island would be very much fun, but, no matter how emaciated and dehydrated I may be, the thought of never having to yank weeds from the lawn, or work overtime, or pay off credit cards, or scrub the bathtub ever again would be enough for me to wave the rescue planes away. Just leave me here, dudes. I'm good. I'm relaxing to death.

Wish ft Fonda Rae- Touch Me (All Night Long) (1983)

True fact: touching (or being touched) all night long can lead to chafing, tenderness, and redness... Most young gentlemen have to learn that one the hard way.