Shock- Got To Have Your Love (1981)

They say that the modern world has become a pretty unfazable place. However, I there's probably still a good amount of shock value, both morally and hygienically, in the average basement apartment of the lonely tech guy at work.

Midnight Star- Night Rider (1984)

At first glance, it would seem that owning a talking car like KITT from Knight Rider would be a dream come true. However, at some point he would probably start getting really preachy about global warming, or join the Pentecostal church, or start practising his stand-up comedy act in gridlocked rush hour traffic, and you'd find yourself staring at the Toyota Yaris commercial and thinking: "A car with incredible gas mileage that also knows how to keep his loud-mouthed opinions to himself? Now that's a dream come true".

Evelyn 'Champagne' King- Talking In My Sleep (1984)

I think that when someone starts to talk in their sleep, you are allowed to ask them the things you really want to know, like which Wayans brother is really their favorite, how many times they've lied about their age to get into teen night at the wave pool, and where they have left their unattended wallet.

Shannon- Do You Want To Get Away (1985)

Hell yeah I want to get away, ideally to somewhere where people understand the true social faux pas of Charlie Sheen jokes.