Atlantic Starr- Circles (1982)

I bit the inside of my cheek the other day, and now that it has swelled up, I can't help but continue to bite my cheek. All day, every day. It's a vicious circle that truly sets in stone that Mother Nature is a real bee-otch.

Terry Mackson- Call The Police (1983)

If someone uses the term 'YOLO' totally unironically, then you should probably call the police on them, but if they are the type of person that just wouldn't know any better (ie- someone from a non-English speaking country, someone with a severe head injury, ect.), then a good, solid kick to the crotch should suffice on the first offense. The second offense, police.

Stereo - Somewhere In The Night (1982)

It's disturbing when you find yourself muttering "Mommy needs a Bailey's and coffee" at 9AM, but what's even more disturbing is that somewhere along the way, I started calling myself "Mommy".

Carmen - Time To Move (1984)

To the guy that just spent the last 20 minutes clearing his throat beside me on the bus: it's either time to move, time to go to the doctor, or time to go get a new hobby.

Betty Cee- Lovesick (1985)

Web MD should have a hypochondriac filter, because I am definitely not as sick as the internet tells me I am.

Unlimited Touch - Your Love is Serious (1983)

LADIES. If you're going to be "low maintenance" and wear a touque and crewneck to the bar, at least ditch the sneakers and throw on some spiked Mqueens to show the world that yes, you may have really phoned it in tonight, but at least you're serious about something.

Pino D'angio- Okay Okay (1981)

Sometimes I think that my years and years of sunbathing put me at a pretty terrible risk for developing skin cancer, but then I look at Dog The Bounty Hunter's leathery hide and think, hey, if this guy's still okay, then I probably have very little to worry about.

Can-Dee- Lucky Day (1984)

Years ago, I almost burned down my entire apartment building making nachos, then, when eating a fresh batch of nachos that I made immediately afterward, I almost choked to death, and people still say that there is no such thing as luck.

High Fashion- Hold On (1982)

Lesson of the day: anything can look high-fashion if you wear enough eyeliner.

Slave- Bad Girl (1983)

I think the world might be telling me something when, probably 80% of the time, I type 'Satan' instead of 'Sarah'. I used to think it was just poor placement of keys, but lately I'm not so sure.