Fancy- Bodyguard (1985)

I bet the best part about being a bodyguard is the "thanks for making sure that my head doesn't get blown off, and taking a bullet for me if the situation arises" Christmas gift every year.

Khemistry- Who's Fooling Who (1982)

My eleventh grade chemistry teacher told me that science has an answer for everything. The same teacher died of a heart attack about a year later. I guess what he meant to say was: science has an answer for everything except for uncontrollable snack attacks.

High Fashion- Love (1983)

Let me tell you what 'high fashion' really is: a lot of pointy, and a lot of baggy.

Whtiney Houston- Thinking About You (1985)

It's so sad that Whitney got herself hooked on crack...
Like, she couldn't afford designer drugs? There are times that I think she makes Lohan seem classy. Come on Whitney, lay some real money on the table and grab yourself a needle, bitch. The goal is "glamour addict", not "even too crazy for Bobby Brown addict".
Also, this was the second single on Whitney's first album, and it tanked! I like this track because Whitney sounds cute, poor, and hungry.

Chaka Khan- I Feel For You (1984)

I wish my parents would have thought harder about my name. Instead of 'Sarah', how about 'Chaka', or 'Khan' (both are great!)? 'Sarah' get you a modest house and a modest career later in life, 'Chaka' ensures that you will be a lioness with the voice of an angel when you grow up. Ask yourself: what do you want for your children???

Dazz Band- Joystick (1983)

When I was a kid, one cool thing you could do is go to the arcade. As I found out the hard way, one uncool thing you could do was to gravitate immediately toward the 'Dig Dug' machine.

Coffee- Casanova (1980)

You know, people talk about Casanova like he was the 'king of romance', but you and I both know he was basically just in it for the 'tang.

Gwen McCrae- 90% of Me Is You (1975)

When I listen to this song, it's tough to imagine that it would even be possible to have yourself 90% consumed into anything, but then I remember that my personal hatred of those open-toed boots (seen on every other girl in the world) is getting pretty damn close.

Lillo Thomas- Sexy Girl (Sexy Mix) (1987)

If somebody asked me my opinion on the sexiest qualities a man can have, "an ability to put up with my bullshit" would be near the top of the list.

Aleem featuring Leroy Burgess- Confusion (1986)

The world is such a confusing place, but much moreso when you mix vodka and Ativan into the equation.